10 Lessons from an uncle

  1. One can earn suitable money at a job, but mastering the art of multiplying money is the key to becoming rich
  2. Give love, get love
  3. Drink at night to forget the day (does not an alcoholic make?)
  4. Forget the day but remember the exact price of everything you own (ie: 5000 rupee shoes)
  5. Calling someone your girlfriend means you have a strictly platonic relationship (hmm…)
  6. In the end, you take nothing with you (amen)
  7. Eating garlic is a cure-all
  8. Spoil your kids rotten then blame them for it
  9. Never trust women
  10. Always be positive

Author: howstrait

Inspired by William Ernest Henley, this is The Gait. "It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll. I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul." After I found out I had muscular dystrophy, I've been two lives: one that exists in India where I wear kurtas and speak Hindi more than English, and the other, an American girl who says 'thank you' and 'please' more than anyone likes. I'm learning and living for the moments when my curiosity gets the best of me. Follow me on this not-so-straight path of life. Thanks for stopping by!

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